SECOND CARRIER
Peas and beans are as dank here as a dog, and that
is the next way to give poor jades the bots: this
house is turned upside down since Robin Ostler died.
FIRST CARRIER
Poor fellow, never joyed since the price of oats
rose; it was the death of him.
SECOND CARRIER
I think this be the most villanous house in all
London road for fleas: I am stung like a tench.
FIRST CARRIER
Like a tench! by the mass, there is ne'er a king
christen could be better bit than I have been since
the first cock.
SECOND CARRIER
Why, they will allow us ne'er a jordan, and then we
leak in your chimney; and your chamber-lie breeds
fleas like a loach.
FIRST CARRIER
What, ostler! come away and be hanged!
SECOND CARRIER
I have a gammon of bacon and two razors of ginger,
to be delivered as far as Charing-cross.
FIRST CARRIER
God's body! the turkeys in my pannier are quite
starved. What, ostler! A plague on thee! hast thou
never an eye in thy head? canst not hear? An
'twere not as good deed as drink, to break the pate
on thee, I am a very villain. Come, and be hanged!
hast thou no faith in thee?
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